478 days in the life

What time is it? 11:30pm

What are you doing? Just finished watching Rise of the Planet of the Apes (finally) with Rick and now I’m going to read myself to sleep

What do you want most in the world today? food. omg fucking bananas man, I can’t wait to go grocery shopping tomorrow jesus

Last thing you ate? hm. popsicle? I didn’t so much “eat” it as slurp it and tried not to think of penises

What has happened recently that made you happy? killed the midterm tonight. If I don’t get AT LEAST 75 I’m calling shenanigans on the world. Hoping for 80+ though.

What has happened recently that made you sad? Sad? Hmm. I’m not very sad. My nose is starting to get really dry and red and flakey from blowing it constantly on like shitty napkins and stuff so that’s pretty annoying.

What happened recently that you didn’t expect? I FORGOT MY PANTS IN HAMILTON ARE YOU ACTUALLY KIDDING. Anna washed them for me and everything and I left them there. AGHH. And it’s starting to look like we’re not coming home this weekend but I’m thinking of maybe making a day trip down on Saturday for reasons so if I do then I will pick them up then. In the meantime I will be a ridiculous hobo or something with holey pants and layered leggings. Being a woman is a constant struggle.

Finish this sentence: Tomorrow … I will spend my day off being more productive than life and I know I say things like that a lot but I said I would be productive this afternoon and I was and I even redid our calendar and things and I am quite excited for studying and cleaning and maybe I will find lots of lost treasures around my room/the apartment like chapstick and highlighters and panties and jeans and our laundry/mailbox key. Hopefully at least the key because it is super inconvenient without it. ALSO BANANAS.

What time is it? 10:35pm

What are you doing? going to go for a shower after writing this. If I hear any garbage cans I swear to fucking god Aileen…

What do you want most in the world today? a magic water bottle always full of ice water and I wouldn’t have to pee every two seconds

Last thing you ate? Homemade burgers/fries for dinner

What has happened recently that made you happy? Hm. Found a temporary solution to my I-own-no-suitable-pants situation.

What has happened recently that made you sad? mfckn habs man. 

What happened recently that you didn’t expect? *new*  I skipped spcom today for my health. Didn’t think I’d have the guts. Oh right, must remember to email my professor with my ~excuse

Finish this sentence: Tomorrow … I’m going in to see my advisor about this whole enrollment nonsense. Just let me graduate. I just want to leave that’s all I want ok. Oh also it’s Valentines Day or something.

I am ~le sexy today

What do you mean we just lost, who cares.

It’s comfy screw you

I need something to wear to my grad photos tomorrow.

Riiiight.

Alright I guess I better put some pants on and go then eh

Yeah big surprise I’m not wearing pants get over it

Normally when I am procrastinating Rick comes and sits or lays on me or something until I agree to do it. If he were here I would be le squished right now.

Damn.