The contents of my childhood spy kit were housed in what had once been the makeup tote from the set of luggage my parents took on their honeymoon to Bermuda (it still had an airline sticker). There was a walkie-talkie that didn’t have a mate. A length of rope for tying things and practicing knots. A magnifying glass to look at bugs. A small telescope for scanning the horizon. A pocket knife because cutting stuff is cool. A bag of marbles to scatter behind you when you were being chased, or alternately use as projectiles in the slingshot fashioned from a piece of bicycle inner tube. Lastly, two oatmeal cookies because covert operations behind enemy lines build an appetite.
What time is it? 1:12pm
What are you doing? I am super failing at doing these every day. Like, not even close. The last five days or so have been really hectic though, but I’m hoping things will calmish down now. I just finished studying psych and now I’m getting ready and I’m going down to St Catharines to my sister’s birthday BBQ.
What do you want most in the world today? time lol
Last thing you ate? toast with pb&b
What has happened recently that made you happy? Even though I could have really (really, really, really) used the time yesterday and last night, I’m glad I went out. My friends mean a lot to me, and just being around them really helps my mood and makes me feel like I’m doing this for a reason: to one day have a life.
What has happened recently that made you sad? It’s been pretty bad the last week or so. I feel really, really weak and horrible. There’s a lot I have to think over and I can’t even tell you how much I wish therapy was starting this week. I really can’t handle this.
What happened recently that you didn’t expect? Well Anna was thinking about learning to drive soonishly and if she can be successful in that and be a decent driver then she and I might go Saskatchewan in August because timewise and compatibilitywise I think that would work out the best. There are a couple of other people who have expressed interest but there’s always something hanging me up about it, whether it’s a time constraint due to work or the fact that 24/7 together might not be the best idea. So hopefully Anna can show up to this endeavor and we can rock Canada, math style.
Finish this sentence: Tomorrow … is my first day alone at work.
Leaky Light Bulb
I require it, immediately.
That is neat as hell..
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Talk to me in French, holy fuck that’s so sexy
I feel like the pronunciation isn’t as correct as it could be, as we were taught that it’s weird to pronounce e’s when not emphasizing things (e.g. je veux = j’veux when out loud).
I wouldn’t have thought that “Je viens” would be quite so literally translated but I will take your word for it.
Also I love that they include “That was weird”. I laughed.
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Oh. My. God.
How long did this take someone to make????
I would watch this movie. Even though it would probably be the same movie just with every instance of “America” replaced with “Canada”.
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